Cruising Through Midlife *DNF*

Cruising  Through Midlife by Addison Moore *DNF*


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An impending divorce. An ornery homicide detective. The cruise of a lifetime. And ghosts. Midlife on the high seas is proving to be a real killer.

A Paranormal Women's Fiction Novel: Cruise Ship COZY MYSTERY
Escape to the tropics! Take a cruise to Hawaii without packing your bags. From all-you-can-eat buffets to Broadway-worthy musicals, the Emerald Queen has them all. Don't miss out on friendships, romance, and mystery. All board! Take a cruise today!
If I thought the first half of my life was a bumpy ride, I’d better buckle up because I’m about to go over the hill and off the rails.

My name is Trixie Troublefield, and I see ghosts. It’s sort of a new thing, and it’s more than a problem.

While I was busy running around doing some last minute packing for my tropical anniversary cruise, my husband was busy bedding three other women—at the same time. So I did what any other sane person would do—I grabbed my suitcase and took to the high seas, alone.

Here’s the thing. I’ve never been on a plane or a cruise ship. I’ve never left the state of Maine. I’ve never been on my own. I’ve never seen ghosts before either, but that seems to be on the universe’s agenda for me, too.

I’ve got eighteen days to recalibrate, rethink my life, recharge, and eat all the food I can get my hands on. And I might look into a poltergeist pest control service while I’m at it.

Of course I’ll start a travel blog and log all of my adventures for the world to see. Why not rub all the fun I’m having in my cheating ex-husband’s face? I’ll call it Suddenly Single! What a Trip.

But no sooner do I step on board of that stately cruise ship than I stumble upon a body.

Midlife on the high seas is proving to be a real killer.

Genre: Fiction, Cozy Mystery, Paranormal

The How/Why: Influenced on SM. Sounded like a fun escape to Hawaii. 

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I don't rate books that I don't finish, but I will say WHY when I've gone past the 20% mark.

Out at 35%.
About to celebrate their 25th anniversary and she finds her husband in bed with more than one woman. She storms out and embarks on Anniversary Cruise, Party of One. She meets some other quirky passengers and has an encounter with a senior citizen ghost.
I thought it would be a cute and fun palette cleanser, but it was too juvenile for me. She’s supposed to be on the verge of 50 but sounded more like her 20-something daughters. And who puts a dead body in a suitcase?
It has a 4.34 Star Rating on GR and it's Book 1 of 14 so maybe it's just me.
Just a reminder that not all books are for everyone.
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  1. AnonymousJuly 23, 2026 at 7:38 AM

    I love reading your book reviews but live for your DNF recaps. 🤣

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  2. Patti Rambles OnJuly 24, 2026 at 3:16 PM

    Thank you. How funny!

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